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Joke of the Day
"What ward does Sauron visit in the hospital? ICU"
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"I would like to thank President Donald Trump on behalf of my wife... suddenly the thousands I invested into Canadian dating sites wasn't so worthless after all."
"How did Jennifer Aniston find her fiancee? She looked very Theroux-ly."
"I know that as parent you're supposed to listen to your kids but most of what they say is such horseshit"
"The best way to tell if a movie character is depressed is if there are a bunch of open chinese food containers sitting around"
"What do the World Trade Center and genders have in common? There used to be two of them, but now it's too offensive to talk about."
"Two wrongs don't make a right. Unless you're Chuck Norris. Then two wrongs make a roundhouse kick to the face."
"everyone on the saturday night live thing pronounced it sarynyelive"
"Cat doesn't realize if he succeeds in tripping me on the way downstairs to feed him, we all die."
"What do you call a basketball that rolls off court and deflates? Out of bounce."