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Joke of the Day

"At cardio class tonight, a 22yo size 0 told me ""you run fast for someone your age"" so now I have a body to bury if anyone wants to help me."

"Serval Psychological Studies Show People are so Accustomed to Cat Humour on the Internet... That They Completely Miss Cat Puns in Thread Titles."

"What's the most trifling thing about divorce when you have kids? Child custardy"

"Chuck Norris easily won the Iditarod dog sled race by pulling a sled load of 16 dogs, 800 pounds of supplies and with a dead sperm whale chained behind it."

"Men are not sexist Because being sexist is wrong and being wrong is what women do."

"How Moses makes his tea? Hebrews it."

"I once had a job with elephants The pay was low, but the tips were huge."

"TEACHER: That's the third time this week - please explain your tardiness ME: Well, it basically means that I've been late"

"If you cut your goat in half you'll have two goats, that's just simple math."

"Every time I get a paper cut, I know somewhere a tree is laughing."