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Joke of the Day
"If you cut your goat in half you'll have two goats, that's just simple math."
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"What stretches further, skin or rubber? Skin, it says in the scripture that Moses tied his ass to a tree and walked 3 miles to the next town."
"What do you call an animal that goes through your trash and tells great stories? A raccoonteur."
"What do you call a quadriplegic Canadian? A Can't-adian!"
"When you wish upon a star ... you're actually a few million years late, according to astronomy. The star is dead. Just like your dreams."
"I used to be a necrophiliac... until a rotten cunt split on me."
"I only want to make enough money so that I don't ever have to know how anything works"
"A beer matt walks into a bar.. Drinks are on me!"
"Have you heard about the new iPhone Plus? I reckon it's gonna be a huge 6s... Get it ;)"
"My friends eyes are so skewed.. [Original Joke] He looks like a cow"