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Joke of the Day
"what did the melon say to the cookie? nothing, melons can't talk"
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"Q: Why did the Eskimo wash his clothes in tide? A: Because it was too cold out tide."
"There's a brand new cemetery in town Everybody is dying to get in"
"He asked: how do you feel about sex? She replied: Well i like it infrequently. He said: is that one word or two?"
"What would you call a 100 year old can of baked beans? Has-beens."
"What's the heaviest soup in Asia? Wonton soup!"
"Two tectonic plates are having a heated argument... They seem to have diverging opinions."
"Why did the feminist's bakery go out of business? She told people to stop patronizing her."
"What did the laziest man in the world win? Atrophy."
"Bigamy is having one wife too many. So is marriage."