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Joke of the Day

"What is a wock? Something you throw a wabbits."

"I should sell this house, the rooms spin when I drink vodka."

"What do a pizza delivery man and a gynecologist have in common? They can both smell it but they can't eat it."

"Interviewer: Please take off your sunglasses.. Me: Nah, I'm afraid you'll see how high I am"

"Prince Charles faces strong criticism while visiting Saudi Arabia... One onlooker was heard bellowing, ""Look at the ears on that!"""

"Did you really get a crocodile tattooed around your belly button? -IT'S AN ALLIGATOR KAREN. GOD YOU'RE SUCH AN IDIOT."

"Get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted a whole day."

"I invented a new word... Plagiarism."

"[sign outside butcher shop: POLISH SAUSAGES - ASK US] ME: Yes, I'm here about the sausage polishing job?"

"Here's my favorite limerick. There once was a man from Nantuckett Whose dick was so long he could suck it Wiping cum from his chin He said with a grin If my ear was a pussy, I'd fuck it!"