17844

Joke of the Day

"Why could Don Juan always pick up girls in his car? It was electric. Also, the car had a set of hands."

"Why was the comic book series depressed? Because it had too many issues."

"HOH HOH HOH It's a wet joke"

"Why did the drill instructor squirt condiments on his trainees in the morning? That's how he mustard the troops."

"I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. "

"SIX PHASES OF THE MONTH IN NAVY RECRUITING 1. ENTHUSIASM 2. DISILUSIONMENT 3. PANIC 4. SEARCH FOR THE GUILTY 5. PUNISHMENT OF THE INNOCENT 6. PRAISE AND HONORS FOR THE NON-PARTICIPANTS"

"Two gay guys are standing on a corner when a hot man walks by. Gay man 1 leans over and says, ""See that guy? He's a good fuck."" Gay man 2 says, ""No shit?"" Gay man 1 replies, ""Well, hardly any."""

"What food is good for the brain? Noodle soup."

"What about breakfast teaches us the difference between ""interested"" and ""committed""? In a ham and egg sandwich, the chicken had an interest, but the pig is committed."

"What did the police do to the sweater? They pulled it over."