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Joke of the Day

"Why could Don Juan always pick up girls in his car? It was electric. Also, the car had a set of hands."

"Girlfriend went to the neurologist to get a brain scan yesterday. Nothing showed up."

"The church apparently thinks that gay and lesbian people laying with one another is unnatural. As opposed to walking on water."

"how many people does it take to save the world? zero (compliments to my SO who thinks she made this up)"

"I saw that a fellow Redditor needed a liver. Lets just say (_) / ( _)>- / (_) OP De-livered &nbsp; ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^Not ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^a ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^true ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^story"

"A friend asked me to rate the movie ""Django"" I gave it a 3/5."

"What's ISIS' favorite kind of discount? Blowouts"

"My chem teacher was talking about salt the other day and I was bored as fuck... I was about to make a Sodium pun but Na"

"A LOT of people have been photobombing my shots of Waldo"

"Boxing is dead as... Mayweather's wife if she talks back again."