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Joke of the Day
"*Whispers in random chicks ear ""I have pizza in the van"""
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"Crocodile: ""See ya later alligator."" Alligator: ""yeah, I don't do that anymore Jeff."""
"It's not gay when it's a three-way... ...unless you're all guys. Then, it's pretty gay. I mean, in a good way. No judgment here. Really, enjoy yourselves."
"At last, a herb related joke It's about thyme"
"Shout out to the person who had the balls to open the first no kids allowed restaurant"
"""Son, you were adopted."" ""What, really?"" I said. ""Yes, they're coming to pick you up in an hour"""
"Ancient astronomers were studying the movement of the moon around the Earth After doing it for 24 hours they got tired of it and decided to call it a day."
"My family has a genetic predisposition for diarrhea ... ... It runs in our jeans."
"Out of all the post you've see on reddit... this is one of them."
"You said clothes were 50% off But not one woman in here is topless That false advertising!"