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Joke of the Day
"A feminist is seen bathing on the beach Oh wait, just a beached whale"
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"What do you call a muslim on a plane? A passenger."
"You know, I really didn't like my new haircut... But then it grew on me."
"Here is a racist joke. How are black people and apples similar? They both look good hanging from trees"
"What did Matthew McConaughey yell at the drive that was about to miss his turn? A right a right a right!"
"Seven days without food... Makes one weak!"
"My brother is deaf and watches porn I turned the volume to max in his pc"
"My girlfriend told me to go out and get something that makes her look sexy... so I got drunk."
"What's better than two roses on your paino? Tulips on your organ."
"I just saw a commercial that invited me to watch more of it on the internet! Bc That's the problem w/commercials! They're not long enough!"