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Joke of the Day

"I'm gonna leave this world just like I came in, dawg! ""Yo, for sure. Kickin and screamin!"" Nah, brah. On a giant spaceship."

"You'll never convince me people eat raisins for any other reason than by accident."

"What do a call a fish with no eyes A blind fish"

"Why did the condom fly across the room? He was pissed off!"

"God said too Joseph, come fourth and be granted with enternal life... Joseph came fifth and got a toaster"

"A prison inmate walks into a bar."

"I've got a pretty big role coming up It's a cinnamon roll."

"A mysterious hole was found in my area recently. Local police are looking into it."

"Don't sweat the petty stuff Always take time to pet the sweaty stuff"

"I use my teethbrush then go play feetball and commit arms robbery. Just giving you a head up. - people with the right amount of body parts"