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Joke of the Day
"What's a blind man doing on a boat? Waiting for a bus."
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"Why did the woman's visit to wall street land her in the hospital? Because the stock broker!"
"When does a tree want less? When it's sycamore."
"What's the difference between a 13 year old girl and a cow? No really, what's the difference? I accidentally mixed up all the meat in my freezer."
"I'm glad I was diagnosed with OCD because now I have an even 100 problems."
"What did Will Smith's toe say to his face? I am leg end."
"There's a fine line between a numerator and a denominator Only a fraction of you will find this funny"
"When someone asks if I want to hold their baby, I casually mention that I'm constantly tempted to see how far I can throw things."
"Going to keep letting animals bite me until I get super powers."
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