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Joke of the Day
"I love hillary Clinton so much. It makes me weak at the knees."
Next Joke
"If getting drunk and eating pizza rolls is wrong then maybe I don't fully comprehend how a kindergarten open house actually works."
"How do you make Holy Water? Boil the hell out of it."
"What did the frustrated cannibal say? Nothing he just threw up his hands."
"My dad told me his New Years resolution was to embrace his mistakes. He hugged my sister and I :("
"My mate went to Alaska and fell in love with both a male and female bear... He's Bipolar.."
"What did the New York Salmon say to the driver? I'm swimming here!"
"Spanish people feed their horses hay, but the naughty ones get George."
"The first ten years of a girls life is spent playing with barbies. The next ten years is spent trying to look like one."
"I keep making Freudian sex, I mean, slips."