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Joke of the Day

"I love hillary Clinton so much. It makes me weak at the knees."

"My wife and I are screaming at each other from different toilets while our sons shoot each other with bb guns"

"Shoutout to Amy Winehouse She's been drug free for 5 years now"

"Build a man a fire and he will be warm for one day Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life"

"""To infinity (bed, bath) and beyond!"" - Buzz Lightyear settles down"

"Ehhhhh! I lost all my money in a Fonzie scheme."

"I'm leaving you for an NSA officer ""I'm leaving you for an NSA officer,"" she said. ""But why? What does he have that I don't?"" ""He listens to me."""

"Soda Can Yesterday someone hit my head with a soda can, luckily it was a soft drink."

"I've given up masturbation for a week I'm just not feeling myself anymore."

"What gets harder as you beat it? A penis."