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Joke of the Day

"Where do the Baltimore Ravens sit? On The Wire."

"And the award for best neckwear goes to... huh, well would you look at that. It was a tie"

"What did one orphan say to the other? Robin get in the Bat mobile."

"Do you know why the baby Jesus wasn't born in Iowa? They couldn't find three wise men!!!"

"I was having sex with my sister in Alabama... She said: ""you fuck like dad does!"" I said: ""I know, mom told me so."""

"What education program did Eric Wright enroll in? ECE"

"Some people are just meant for each other. A sadist married a masochist. The masochist would say, ""Beat me!""... The sadist would say, ""...no"""

"Q. Why is it good to have a blonde passenger? A. You can park in the handicap zone."

"What do you call it when a video game character gets hair on his body? Q*berty. (my kids wrote this!)"

"Why couldn't Mewtwo move? There was too much friction."