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Joke of the Day
"""LOL, NOPE"" -Me, 25 seconds into the marathon"
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"On a scale of 1 to 100 how immature are you? 69"
"""Sorry, that was my bad."" ""Your bad what?"" ""No. I'm just sayin': Sorry. My bad."" ""You're bad at completing an apologetic sentence?"" ""Yeah"""
"The only thing I know about football is that Edgar Allen Poe is the coach of the Ravens."
"I'm worried about my friend My friend has just be diagnosed as a Polaroid Schizophrenic. It developed quickly."
"French rifle for sale. Never fired. Dropped twice."
"I told my son I'm a motherfucker...... He was like. ""You fuck mothers...... lesbo."" I replied. "" Ain't a lesbo if it's myself."""
"Being a penis is rough Your roommates are nuts, your neighbor is an ass hole, your best friend is a pussy, and your owner strangles you every night until you throw up!"
"What did Mr. Burns bring to the pot luck? Egg_salad"
"Why couldn't the Buddhist monk send his mother a birthday card via email? He had no attachments."