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Joke of the Day
"The only reason why i am fat is because a tiny body could not store all this huge personality."
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"A bigoted lumberjack controversially said ""All trees are only fit for furniture."" He was accused of mahogany. ^^^^Never ^^^^saw ^^^^this ^^^^before, ^^^^does ^^^^it ^^^^make ^^^^it ^^^^OC"
"I wish i was ugly for just one single day.. Because being ugly everyday just sucks!"
"""I like my women how I like my sunglasses... Sitting on my face..."""
"What did one tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, They're both stuck up cunts!"
"What do you call an Egyptian bone-setter? Cairo-practor."
"Idiots are fun, no wonder every village wants one."
"A priest, black man, and a Jew walk into a bar And the bartender says ""What is this a joke?"""
"Dad goes on date with Carly Rae Jepsen As she got into his car he said ""Hi, Maybe."""
"I watched somebody tell a dad joke in slow motion. It was even funnier because the slow-mo made him look drunk. Finally, a relevant dad joke."