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Joke of the Day
"""I like my women how I like my sunglasses... Sitting on my face..."""
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"Why does nobody like a rich stone? Because he takes everything for granite."
"[last day at job] ""You've made my life a misery, I hate you all"" [remembers my car is in the garage and I need a lift] ""Not you tho Phil"""
"they found out a man was having sex with a sheep and when the sheep was asked what it was like, all it could say was BA- A-A-D!!, BA-A-A-D!!!."
"I might have Alzheimer's... But at least I don't have Alzheimer's."
"What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea? I wouldn't pay money to have a garbanzo bean on my face."
"Whats the dumbest animal in the jungle? Polar bear"
"Studies show the effects of divorce on young children are complex. Sadness and anxiety are common, but many are just happy to be single again."
"50 Cent Or as he's known in Zimbabwe, 400,000,000 dollars."
"Man, I sure am mad about the rising bullet prices... Now I get less bang for my buck!"