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Joke of the Day

"What do you call an Egyptian bone-setter? Cairo-practor."

"An apple a day keeps doctor away... ... so do the sticks and stones."

"What would Economics be without assumptions? Accounting"

"I just realized I'm a bisexual. Every time I have sex, I have to buy it."

"So I just saw the music video for Radioactive, and if you think fighting stuffed animals is weird... ...Imagine Dragons."

"What is the difference between a cocktail and a dickbutt? You order a dickbutt at a gay bar."

"Where do you go in the room when you're cold? The corner, it's 90 degrees."

"I'm not gay I just have a dick fetish."

"What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung? Guardians of the Galaxy!"

"Australians don't have sex.. ...they mate."