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Joke of the Day

"Trump did great, but... ...imagine how much he would have won by if Clinton hadn't rigged the election."

"Hey gurl, were you taped to the inside of a birthday card from my grandmother? Cause you're a dime."

"My girlfriend has twin 3yo girls. They each have a sippy cup with their names on them. When she's not looking, I switch the cups."

"Ever notice how unaware people are of the world around them? No?"

"What's the difference between a rooster and a prostitute the rooster says cockadoodledoo a prostitute says anycockwilldo"

"The Best Sean Connery Joke In EXISTENCE! (Read in Mr. Connery's voice) Ash I wash walking through my houshe, a book fell on me. I had only myshelf to blame."

"The swimsuit portion of the presidential election is going to suck."

"What's the difference between your job and a dead prostitute? Your job still sucks."

"My doctor told me I had to stop masturbating. I asked, ""Why?"" He replied, ""Because I'm trying to examine you."""

"What is Cab Calloway's favorite type of humor? 'scat'alogical"