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Joke of the Day
"Q: Did you hear the watermelon joke? A: It's pitful."
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"[Dirty Joke] A pig fell in mud. An even dirtier joke: Two pigs fell in mud."
"On April 16, 2017, a small French city will detach from the surface of the Earth and fly into space, killing everyone. It's just Toulouse."
"I always scroll to see how long an article is before I don't read it."
"""The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or dog?"""
"I just took laxatives and huffed some nitrous oxide... for shits and giggles."
"What do you call a all female flight crew? A box office"
"My wife told me I was immature and needed to grow up. I have erectile dysfunction."
"what do you do if a blonde women throws a grenade at you? Catch it pull then pin out and throw it back .. *blonde lady"
"Did you hear about the thalidomide porn star? He had an arm like a baby's cock."