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Joke of the Day
"Why did the feminist's bakery go out of business? She told people to stop patronizing her."
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"I was walking down the street when I saw a black man carrying a tv... I could've swore it was mine, but then I remembered mine was at the house polishing my shoes."
"I know some scientists who worked on LIGO. I am so glad to gravitate around people who make waves."
"My books fell on my head last night.... I only have my shelf to blame. :("
"Not to brag, but Netflix recommends certain movies just for me."
"Thank you, baby Jesus for helping my favorite sports team instead of saving people from a tsunami. You must really love baseball."
"Some inmates claimed Blackbeard was best... but I don't believe in cons' piracy theories."
"Why is Paul Walker and Rihannas new song the same? They both went up in flames."
"What is the most common death among square dancers? Over Do-se-do."
"I never argue, I just explain why I'm right."