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Joke of the Day

"Guys: Every two weeks, tell your lady that her new hairstyle looks great!!!! You might not notice it...... but trust me, they changed it. You can thank me later. "

"I'm selling my parachute. Mint condition. Never opened, only used once"

"What's the one thing Spider-Man can't eat? Uncle Ben's rice"

"The Pink Panther's To Do List To do...To do...To do, to do, to do...To do, to doooo... Saw this on The Doghouse Diaries today and it made me laugh... Edit: Formatting"

"Have you guys heard about the pedophile terrorist? Just last week he exploded all over a kids face."

"A priest and a rabbi see a 9-year-old boy walk by The priest says ""Should we fuck him?"" ""Out of what?"" the Rabbi replies"

"Why doesn't Switzerland make good cars? You can only put them in neutral. edit:pronouns"

"YO momma so fat that they had to install speed bumps at all you can eat buffet"

"How many Dragonball Z characters does it take to change a lightbulb? Find out next time, on Dragonball Z!!!"

"""The hits just keep on coming."" - A radio Dj/abusive parent."