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Joke of the Day

"The Eddie Izzard Diabetic Suicide Prevention Hotline 1-800-CAKRDTH"

"I've heard a lot of good puns in my day but.... the one about the kleptomaniac baker really takes the cake."

"I don't care how awesome the Internet is...if we don't have hover boards, then we are not in the future."

"Omg! Leonardo DeCaprio! Wanna hear a joke about the Oscars? Never mind, you probably won't get it anyways..."

"Australians don't have sex. They mate."

"It was my son's birthday, so I took 4 of his mates for a burger and then bowling. They had a great time, he would have loved it"

"Yo Momma so Fat When she met Stevie Wonder backstage. He was like ""Who brought a goddamned bouncy castle in here!"""

"I finally went to a therapist... ...and all that pervert did was ask me what I thought of a bunch of dirty pictures some guy named Rorschach painted."

"Why did God put men on the Earth? Becuase a vibrator can't mow the lawn."

"A stupid knock knock joke Knock knock! Who's there? Europe. Europe Who? No you're a poo!"