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"West Virginians are like burgers. They're always inbred."
"Women used to call me ugly until they heard how much money I have Now they call me ugly and poor. (Heard a long time ago, couldn't find source)"
"*Wife blows me a kiss from across the room* *I pretend to catch it* *I walk over to the window and toss it outside* ""Grow up Karen"""
"What do you call a Mexican baptism? A bean dip."
"How do you make a small fortune in aviation? Start out with a large fortune."
"Little Johnny Orders A Pizza ""I'll have an extra large pie, but hold the cheese, hold the sauce, and hold the crust on that pizza!"" Haha"
"A Jew walks into a wall with an erection. Gets a broken nose. What does an Asian get? A broken nose."
"I like racists jokes the same way that I like black people I don't like racists jokes."
"Sometimes I feel like a man trapped in a woman's marriage."