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Joke of the Day
"A cheese shop was just bombed in Paris. There's de-brie everywhere ^^^I'm ^^^really ^^^sorry"
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"Sexual Pun Joke for Guitarists She wants the D...major. So I picked her up in a barre. Fingering was much easier that way. And yeah, the fingering was easier, but there's always strings attached."
"I was searching for the end of the line. I tap a guy on the shoulder and ask, ""excuse me sir, are you the last person in line?"" Dude turns around, looks at me funny and goes, ""no, you are."""
"What's Blue and not heavy? Light Blue."
"*lil wayne begins typing lyrics into mocrosoft word* *paperclip pops onto screen* Do you mean ""digger""?"
"We should probably abolish the death penalty since we don't even get to throw rotten vegetables at people anymore"
"Donald Trump has just announced his candidacy for president Sorry for putting the punchline in the title."
"Teacher: Megan, why are you doing your multiplication on the floor? Megan: You said we had to do it without tables!"
"What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the titanic? About halfway"
"Have you heard my joke about the Ebola outbreak yet? Eh... Nevermind. You probably won't get it."