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Joke of the Day

"Why couldn't the post-it note make it to his son's birthday party? Because he was stuck at the office!"

"What's another name for an assistant stable cleaner? A co-pile-it!"

"Phill: *gets stung by a stingray Me: *pees on his wound Phill: That only works on jellyfish stings Me: Oh shit, I thought you were dead!"

"With KFC's announcement they've created an edible coffee cup, the chain is ready to face its next challenge: creating edible food."

"The Orgasm Time Machine A coming of age story."

"""Hey, it's been 6 seconds. Check your phone again."" (my brain)"

"Knock Knock Knock knock. Who's there? Nicole. Nicole who? Nicole never bothered me anyway! (Hehehe)"

"*whispers to businessman sleeping next to me on bus* Sleep tight precious angel"

"How does a chicken do their hair? With a comb, In one fowl swoop."

"Eye height that know won nose how two spell. Eye height it sew much it makes me blew. It snot fare."