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Joke of the Day
"How does a chicken do their hair? With a comb, In one fowl swoop."
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"Guess what Chicken butt"
"Today I have gone in a date, I got engaged, got a dog, moved into a new house, got pregnant, and got married. I love sims."
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"What is your preferred type of birth control? ""Well, its not preferred, but I practice abstinence."""
"What do you call a swiss priest? A Holy Cheese!"
"Whats a Floridian hookers favorite drink? Sunny-D"