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Joke of the Day

"TIL that the Beatles had to change the lyrics to Hello Goodbye because it was too ""british"". The original was ""Oi Mate Piss Off"""

"I finally figured out the moral of Beauty and the Beast: Sure,Gaston had good looks. But the Beast had shitloads of money.Good choice, Belle"

"Recycling Adult Toys ""One man's trash is another man's pleasure!"""

"What really makes Whinny the Pooh angry? When other people put two fingers in his honey."

"I like long, romantic walks away from women that try catching the bouquet at weddings"

"I was addicted to the Hokey Pokey... But I turned myself around."

"Why do mermaids wear seashells? Because the B shells are too small and the D shells are too big!"

"I like my coffee like I like my women... hot, blonde, and with extra room for cream. :-)"

"How do Reavers clean their spears? They run them through the Wash :("

"In the winter time, where does the North Korean Soccer team practice? Inside or outside? Trick question. They don't have any heat so it doens't matter."