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Joke of the Day

"Apparently SeaWorld CEO has declared an end to kissing and dancing for its performing Orcas... Now those whales will know how I felt at my high school prom!"

"A scientific joke Q: Why are Curium, Helium, and Barium the medical elements? A: Because if you can't Curium or Helium them, you Barium!"

"There are 10 types of people in the world Those who can read binary, and those who can't."

"A drunken man speaks what a sober man thinks."

"Why did FIFA have surgery? They had to remove their Blatter."

"Why did the blonde call an exterminator? Her computer had a bug..."

"Laser joke A blue laser hertz twice as much as a red laser."

"Why doesn't Tyrannosaurus Rex fly? They're all dead!"

"They act like technology is ruining childhood, but back in the day, kids were so bored they would turn their eyelids inside out for fun."

"I think im gonna be a comedian Coz my life is a joke :"")"