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Joke of the Day

"Did you know that witches don't wear panties? It's so they can get a better grip on the broomstick."

"What do you call a group of squids? a *squad*"

"How many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh? Tentacles."

"If a man says something in the woods and there is not a woman to hear it, is he still wrong? I was going to post this is in /r/philosophy but I think we all agree on the same answer."

"Nice guys finish last. And with me, women don't finish at all."

"It's a real Challenger When I was first introduced to the Kerbal Space Program, my spaceship kept blowing up. I looked at my friend and said ""Wow, this game is a real Challenger!"" I am a bad person."

"Who needs a girlfriend when I have my right hand..... To make me sandwiches :)"

"Based on the novel 'Push Notifications' by iSapphire"

"Can't afford Sea World, so I took my kid to a fish market. Me: 'Shhh, they're asleep' 'Mom, they're breaded' Me: 'That's their blankie'"

"What do Princess Diana, Kurt Cobain, and Pink Floyd all have in common? Their last big hit was the wall."