139974

Joke of the Day

"Did you know that witches don't wear panties? It's so they can get a better grip on the broomstick."

"Sharing a Facebook account with your gf/wife is the best way to let everyone know how whipped you are."

"If you want her - tell her. If you need her - show her. If you yearn for her - touch her. Just make sure her husband's not at home."

"What do you call someone who gets high fast? A speed weeder."

"OC - Why shouldn't Spanish women smoke cigarettes? You shouldn't smoke if your pregnant."

"I don't often tell sailor jokes But when I do they are usually salty."

"me at five am: should i sleep for two hours or stay up me at now am: Did my coworker just say ""email"" or ""bee jail"". what did the bee do"

"One liners are great. Two liners are better."

"My roommate broke my favorite Russell Crowe dvd, and she was eaten by a crocodile shortly after. I'm actually kinda Gladiator."

"In order to write a good essay about trees.. ..you'll need to write a good photosynThesis."