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Joke of the Day

"You know the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer? The hooker can wash their crack and sell it again"

"A family is at the table eating dinner. ""I don't like Grandpa"" said the boy to his Mom. ""That's okay honey, just finish your potatoes instead."" She replied."

"What do you do with an epileptic lettuce? Make seizure salad!"

"A row machine that actually moves around the gym."

"""What are you getting this Christmas?"" asked my friend. I said, ""Fatter."""

"What does a unionized hooker say when she is done work for the day? I'm off the cock."

"An 18 y/o boy getting a BJ from and 80 y/o woman and a tightrope walker have the same thought...What is it? Don't look down! My Dad broke this one out this morning thought I would share."

"""I got chills, they're multiplying, and I'm losin' control."" Buddy, you got stomach flu."

"Manatees come in all sorts of shades and hues Oh the hue manatee"

"What's the difference between an American student and an English student ? About 3000 miles !"