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Joke of the Day
"How do you catch King Kong? Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana."
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"What is the Difference Between a Pretentious Asshole, and a Brilliant Artist? About 6 feet."
"""Remember,"" said my boss, ""It takes 20 years to build a reputation..."" ""...And only a few seconds to say I had sex with your daughter."""
"Fleetwood Mac Money has gone missing from Fleetwood Mac's dressing room again. They're starting to suspect Stevie Nicks."
"Reddit creates a joke. Ill start with one word and comment to create a joke in order. One"
"What do you call a Mexican that lives in Maine An L.L.Beaner"
"Ok America now is our chance to catch up on productivity, health care, math & science while the rest of the world is drunk & watching soccer"
"So my friend told me I don't understand the meaning of irony... It was ironic because I was sitting on a park bench."
"A Buddhist monk approaches a hotdog stand and says ""make me one with everything""."
"Dad can you help me find the lowest common denominator in this problem please? Don't tell me that they haven't found it yet I remember looking for it when I was a boy!"