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Joke of the Day
"My Grandad invented the roller coaster. But the cups just slide off the coffee table."
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"My Friends Call Me A Pedophile Because she's 18 and I'm 30, but I'll be damned if I let them ruin our seven year anniversary."
"Did you hear about the six month old Ethiopian child? He was having a mid life crisis"
"""Dad, is that a bear outside the tent?"" ""No."" ""OK."" ""Hold still."" ""What're you putting on me?"" ""Sunscreen."" ""It smells like ketchup."" ""Shhh"""
"I've just installed strobe lights in the bedroom. It makes the wife look like she's moving during sex."
"What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being in the Special Olympics"
"I'm single by choice Not my choice though, every girl I've ever asked out's choice."
"It could be the Vodka talking but I used to be a potato."
"Bad day? Just remember, there are folks that have their ex's name tattooed on their body. Merica."
"I like my coffee how I like my women Imported from poor South American countries."