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Joke of the Day

"Is there a button you can push to take back when you're accidentally nice to someone, so they know you still hate them?"

"Why do Canadians do it doggy style? So they can both watch the hockey game."

"Today Happy fathers day kids"

"""How much for the mannequin in the clown outfit?"" ""Sir, she came in with you!"""

"What's gambling like in heaven? It's a pair-a-dice."

"My girlfriend... .. is like Leonardo DiCaprio's Oscar."

"Cats spend two thirds of their lives sleeping, and the other third making viral videos."

"What did the college junior say just before her toe was cut off? NO PLEASE DON'T CUT OFF MY TOE!"

"My 4 year old refused his dinner but it's ok because I caught him eating a Milkbone earlier"

"Why does a Bicycle have a kickstand? Because it's two tired."