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Joke of the Day

"What do you get if you cross a Rottweiller and a hyena ? I don't know but I'll join in if it laughs !"

"I had a dream I went to Hell and Satan forced me to sing karaoke with him. That's right, the Devil made me duet."

"So, they're going to combine Facebook, YouTube, and Twitter into one website. It's going to be called ""YouTwitFace""."

"Q: What did a blind boy's parent's do to punish him? A: Rearranged the furniture"

"what's red and invisible? no tomatoes."

"I'm at my quickest when I try to follow someone out of the bathroom so I don't have to touch the handle."

"Did you know the oval office is full of money? There's a wad of bill's under the desk"

"What do you call a hot day in Canada? A Nova Scorcha!"

"In high school I was voted Most Likely to Be Shot Dead While Trying to Steal Something of Moderate Value From a Texan."

"I was wondering why a fire truck was in front of a theater close to me last night... I suppose it was Catching Fire"