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Joke of the Day
"Who is the most communist cat in the world? Meow Zedong"
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"[spelling bee] judge: your word is serendipity. me: can you use it in a sentence. judge: sure. gary googled the word serendipity."
"What did the two vegan strangers say to each other? Nothing. They didn't meat."
"What do you call kangarooo jump and play hocky? the fam copter"
"Why couldn't the orphan watch the movie? Because it was PG"
"We now finally have proof that Osama Bin Laden is dead He just registered to vote in Chicago"
"Do you know anyone who has ever been scalped? I can't think of anyone off the top of my head.."
"[penguin waddles into computer repair store] ""Hi yes my laptop is frozen"" ... Computer repair guy - ""how did you get to Milwaukee"""
"Bicycle joke Why did the guy fall off his bicycle? Because I threw a microwave at him"
"How many Ellen Paos does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. The mods do that for her."