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Joke of the Day

"What does a man with a foot long cock eat for breakfast? Well, this morning I had a hard boiled egg."

"My friend asked me... My friend asked me if there was a colored printer in the library I said wtf man it's 2016 you can use whatever printer you want"

"This sentence.. This sentence contains exactly threeee erors."

"The frightened tourist: ""Are there any bats in this cave?"" The guide: ""There were but don't worry the snakes ate all of them."""

"[In elevator] Penguin: what floor do you want? Man: 5th please. *penguin accidentally slaps all the buttons with his fin*"

"we regret to inform you that you've hit rock bottom"

"Why is a viola solo like premature ejaculation? Even when you know it's coming, there's nothing you can do about it."

"What's the difference between a soy bean and a chick pea? I've never had a soy bean all over my face."

"Joke from my 7 year old cousin - Why did the ninja go to college? He wanted to be a ninja-neer."

"What do you call a feminist that raps about women's rights? Feminem"