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Joke of the Day

"What did the redneck say after his girlfriend swallowed? You gots the purdiest tooth I ever comed across, Sis."

"What do you call a black person that flies a plane? ...A pilot you racist piece of shit."

"Why is Bruce Lee so good at telling jokes? Because if his punch line doesn't work, you still get a kick out of it."

"What do you call an arrogant criminal walking down the stairs? A condescending con descending."

"Why does Germany have so many different kinds of bread? Well, we had to do something with the ovens."

"GOOD MORNING EVERYONE! DID YOU KNOW THAT FROSTED FLAKES DON'T TASTE HALF BAD WITH RED BULL INSTEAD OF MILK? I THINK I'LL RUN TO WORK TODAY!"

"Pretty cool that the letters ""B.J."" stand for the two greatest things in the world: beef jerky & Billy Joel."

"What is the difference between a feminist and a cat? One of them is annoying, dangerous, hairy, lazy, disgusting and filthy and the other one is just a feminist"

"What don't you want to hear after performing oral sex on Willie Nelson? I'm not Willie Nelson."

"They should have cell phone chargers in waiting rooms instead of magazines."