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Joke of the Day

"What did the redneck say after his girlfriend swallowed? You gots the purdiest tooth I ever comed across, Sis."

"What do you call an agnostic? An athe-ish."

"What is the difference between Game of Thrones and Twitter? With Twitter you only get 140 characters."

"[JAIL VISITATION] WIFE: I got u a cake ME: U know I don't like sugar W: U need a BREAK, OUT of ur diet M: It's not a diet, it's a lifestyle"

"Ever wondered what your nose is for? It stops you eyes from sticking together."

"How does a crazy person walk through the forest? He takes the psychopath."

"What did the ambitious suicidal person say? I'm going to kill myself, or die trying."

"Have you heard the joke they don't tell stupid people?"

"I'm dating an x-ray technician... But I don't know what she sees in me."

"What Do Twitter Users Call Themselves? Twats."