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Joke of the Day

"What did the redneck say after his girlfriend swallowed? You gots the purdiest tooth I ever comed across, Sis."

"I've got my first Gamblers Anonymous meeting tomorrow."

"Have any of you heard back from D yet? DEEZ NUTZ HAHA GOT EM"

"I've noticed the less open-minded someone is, the more open-mouthed they tend to be."

"I ordered the special at a gay Chinese restaurant... The first course was the cream of summ yun gai"

"My sex life is like 9/11... ...It happened a while ago, and it could happen again any day now, but men and women around the world are doing their best to prevent it from ever happening again."

"""Heh. This guy doesn't even know I ate his candy bar."", Tom snickered."

"I cheated on a girl that was a bartender. I hope she gives me another shot."

"Did you see that Sargento is going to stop selling shredded cheese? They're trying to make America grate again"

"The awkward moment when Lady Gaga has no idea what to wear for halloween."