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Joke of the Day

"How many Dragonball Z characters does it take to change a lightbulb? Find out next time, on Dragonball Z!!!"

"Remember, Christmas isn't about how big your tree is, or what's under it. It's about who's around it."

"My wife treats me like GOD!! She takes no notice of my existence till she wants something."

"Operator: 911, what's your emergency? Me: YES HELLO DO BEES SLEEP AT NIGHT?"

"I'd make a joke about the Hindenberg, but... I feel like it would *crash and burn*."

"What does it mean when a man is in your bed, gasping for air, and calling your name? You didn't hold down the pillow for long enough."

"My Girlfriend surprised me with a dirty sex toy for my birthday... Now she is in jail and I have anal infection."

"Why do they wear skirts in New Zealand? Because sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away."

"Wanna hear my Jump Rope joke? Never mind, I'll just skip it."

"If someone doesn't realize their blinker is still on after one minute their car should explode."