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"What's the one thing Spider-Man can't eat? Uncle Ben's rice"
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"My father was a man of few words.He used to say, son..."
"What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snow balls."
"if you are riding a jet ski in the desert and you pop a tire, how many pancakes does it take to bury the dog? purple, because the ice cream is boneless."
"What's in a white mans pants and more than 4 inches long? Nothing"
"Q: Who ruled France until he exploded? A: Napoleon Blownapart!"
"Facebook users are demanding the old layout they actually hated when it was the new layout they previously didn't want."
"Look, if you need a heimlich, just ask me nicely, enough of this flapping your arms and making faces shit."
"What's the difference between a Catholic priest and a zit? A zit will wait until you're twelve before it comes on your face."
"How much do pirates pay to get an earring? A Buccaneer."