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Joke of the Day
"My skateboarding career and Jon Snow have a lot in common. They both ended with an Ollie."
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"""Daddy why is Santa's sack so big?"" daughter asked, ""because he only comes once a year darling""."
"Q: What do flies wear on their feet? A: Shoos."
"""Do you wanna build a snowman?"" ""Sir, this is a Build a Bear shop."" *Pulls out carrot ""Oh, you brought a carrot. Sure, whatever."""
"How do you know that carrots are good for your eyesight?"
"How do you fit an elephant in the subway? You take the letter ""S"" out of ""sub"", and the letter ""F"" out of ""way""."
"How does William Shakespeare make chili? With beans? Or not with beans? That is the question."
"I bet most of business school is spent teaching students how to confidently swivel in big leather chairs."
"Mummies are basically just zombie burritos."
"Star Wars Joke... What did Obi-Wan Kenobi tel Luke Skywalker at the brothel? ""Luke! May the whores be with you!"""