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Joke of the Day
"I better have a baby soon before my Mom gets too old to raise it for me"
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"What falls faster from a tree, a leaf or an Emo? The leaf, the Emo is too depressed to go outside. I saw this joke reposted so many times. I figured I'd mix it up a bit."
"I know what you did last summer. Stayed inside, probably. You're super pale."
"How embarrassing! I tripped and fell out of my clothes."
"What Do You Call A Bad Mexican Restaurant? Shitpotle"
"What do you do when a Chemist dies? You Barium."
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"Don't tell me you love weddings, you love open bars."
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