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Joke of the Day
"How many roadies does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, two, two"
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"I honestly respect reality show people for the sole fact they can do their interviews weeks later and speak as if it's presently happening"
"To neigh or not to neigh. That is equestrian."
"""I love you. I'd do anything for you."" -let me see your phone real quick ""You're smothering me. I need some space"""
"Toaster settings: No.1: ""I do nothing."" No.2: ""I do nothing."" No.3: ""I do nothing."" No.4: ""I SET BREAD ON FIRE!"""
"My sister dropped her daughter at a nightclub last night. She said the drinking and dancing brought the labor on."
"Two more nuns Two nuns in a bath. First one says ""where's the soap?"" Second nun says ""yeah, it does doesn't it."""
"What do you get when you inject a goat with human DNA? A ban from the petting zoo."
"*Puts couch down as emergency contact*"
"What did the dog say when he was sick. Barf! barf!"