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Joke of the Day
"Q: What did the green grape say to the purple grape? A: Breathe, idiot! BREATHE!"
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"You know how in restaurants they often ask you if you prefer bottled water or tap water? In Flint, the waiter asks you, ""Regular or Unleaded?"""
"The first movable printing press was made In the renaissance. .. This gave more people to jack off to the first porn ever."
"Did you know that Lombard street in San fransisco is the second most crooked street in the United States? The most crooked street in the United States is Wall Street!"
"The gay lover of Emperor Palaptine ....is insidious."
"Not to brag, but Netflix recommends certain movies just for me."
"My wife still misses me But her aim is getting better"
"""I wasn't that drunk!"" ""Dude, you congratulated a potato for getting a part in Toy Story."""
"Why are haunted houses so noisy in April? That's when the ghosts do their spring screaming!"
"[nsfw] What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? 1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees."