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Joke of the Day

"If intelligent people don't start procreating faster than the trash in ""Here Comes Honey Boo Boo,"" we're all heading towards a very dismal future. Am I the only one seeing this?"

"Knock knock... Who's there? Europe Europe who? No, you're a poo!"

"No one's laugh sounds like ""bwahahaha."" NO one."

"Fred: Where does the new kid come from? Harry: Alaska. Fred: Don't bother - I'll ask her myself."

"You know your old when you come close to shaving your nipple off while trying to shave your legs!"

"If you're an American outside the bathroom what are you inside the bathroom? European."

"Do you want to know what Jon Snow and yo momma have in common? They both can be stabbed multiple times and not die..."

"Panties LUST : Tearing her panties off. Love : Sliding them down gently Marriage : Folding them regularly"

"How many mexicans can you fit in a bus? All of them."

"Today should be called bridge day.. 'Cause I'm over it"