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Joke of the Day

"Hi, I'm hosting a party with dinner & drinks on Friday 14th Feb for people who struggle to reach orgasm. If you can't cum let me know."

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"Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? A: Virgin Mobile"
"Had to get up at 8 o'clock to work. That's 8 in the MORNING. Like a fucking farmer or something."
"I was late to a meeting traveling to West Virginia. I forgot to reset my watch to the mid 1800s."
"COP: Nobody on the main floor. Let's check upsta-- GIRAFFE COP: Nobody upstairs"
"I'm in Germany. Time to drink precisely one bier (beer) and call every man ""Hans"""