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Joke of the Day
"I just started giving a chicken and an egg handjobs. I will let you know."
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"Why did my girlfriend cross the road? To go back to the first shop we went in two hours ago."
"What do you get if you cross Oddjob with Blofeld? Oddfeld..."
"A joke I made up when I was high: Why is it good to know someone who kicks ducks in the face? Because they're always footing the bill."
"When the drugs talk to you ... ... you have too many left"
"According to this bathroom stall, my ex changed her number again."
"I hate when people talk to me while I'm using the restroom, the other day, this guy was all like ""Sir this is a display model at Home Depot"""
"What do you call a corny joke? A maize zing!!!"
"Whats the hardest thing to eat about a vegetable? The wheel chair"
"How do you fit 6 million Jews into a car? Send them to clown school."