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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a corny joke? A maize zing!!!"
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"How do tacos fair in a war? They tend to be shells of their former selves"
"Why do they allow people in wheelchairs to bring carry-ons onto a plane? Aren't they themselves a carry-on?"
"A grasshopper sits at the bar... ...and the bartender says, ""Hey, we have a drink named after you!"" The grasshopper says, ""You have a drink named Steve?"""
"What is a guy who rubs bear toes called? Rob...wait for it... erto! Rubeartoe!"
"[in bed] ""No, I'm serious Amy. If this were a buddy cop movie would you try to avenge my murder even after the Chief took your gun & badge?"""
"What can you say about Ham Burger and Chief Justice Warren Burger? Ham Burger is 'well done' and Chief Justice Warren Burger has 'done well'!"
"Two muffins are in the oven... One muffin says ""Man, it's hot in here!"" the other muffin yells ""OMG A TALKING MUFFIN!!!"""
"Interviewer: Nice, a 4.0. Straight A's! Me: No, blood alcohol content."
"Why can't you trust an atom? They make up everything."