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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a corny joke? A maize zing!!!"

"TIL my mom isn't a member of any organized political party. You see, she's a Republican."

"What is the greatest shock ever? While having sex with pregnant woman a hand grabs your dick from inside."

"See that sad girl up on the hill with tears ? That's not me..I'm the one over there running away from a goose with a corn dog in my hand."

"What do you call a nun with a washing machine on her head ? Sister Matic !"

"The worst reaction I ever got telling a joke was in front of a bunch of crickets."

"A TV show where customers get to hear what employees said 10 seconds after they left the store."

"3 blonds were driving to Disney World... The sign said; Disney World Left, so they started crying, turned around, and drove home."

"Q: What did the Production Manager give his kids for Christmas? A: Nothing. But he promised he'd make it up to them on the next one."

"I've had second thoughts about masturbation... On one hand, it feels great. On the other hand, you don't feel a thing."