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Joke of the Day
"When the drugs talk to you ... ... you have too many left"
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"I need a joke about lightning keep it pg thanks."
"How do you know Satan's barbeque ribs are good? Cos they're trident tested. #noapologies"
"They say that every time you have sex it's the same amount of exercise as running 5 miles But I think that's bullshit because I've never run 5 miles in 30 seconds."
"How does a Korean walk a dog? With a little bit of oil."
"Geez guys Not all Muslims are ISIS... Some are Al-Qaaeda or Taliban."
"What do Africans want to be for Halloween? Not infected."
"Dolls teach girls very unrealistic body standards. A Russian doesn't have to have many tiny Russians inside her to be beautiful."
"Nobody uses DVDs. Most of em' use Torrents. Hence DVD Rip"
"Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a six offender."