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Joke of the Day
"What did the French stoner say? 80 blaze it"
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"I found the secret to r/Jokes Ctrl + C Ctrl + V"
"Why are there no apps for my pager?"
"Just found all my fan letters to Wolverine my wife ""promised"" she mailed stuffed behind the couch. I'm livid."
"How did the dungeon keeper plan for retirement? Collecting stocks and bonds."
"You can't spell 'jew' without the word 'ew'."
"Somewhere in an alternative universe a girl is kissing a frog hoping it turns back into her charming prince but instead it only turns into the artist formerly known as prince"
"Fish must be like super sad because it probably took a whole lot of tears to fill the whole ocean."
"Cop: What's the hurry? Me: Nothing officer - Just didn't want to slow you down. Cop: I was pulling you over. Me: Well I get that. Now."
"My wife complained that I never lifted a finger to help around the house. So I lifted a finger. Apparently, it was the wrong one."