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Joke of the Day
"What did the French stoner say? 80 blaze it"
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"Border collies are not very inbred... You know what dogs *are* inbred? Hotdogs."
"GUY #1: You free next week? GUY #2: Let me just check my dairy. GUY #1: You mean diary yeah? *cow walks by with ""dentist 11.30"" on it*"
"What is the difference between a gay man and a freezer? A freezer doesn't fart when you pull meat out of it."
"My wife came home from work crying yesterday and asked me to console her. So I hit her over the head with my Xbox."
"NSFW At the restaurant, everyone kept calling me a pedophile just because I'm 52 and my wife is 22...... It completely ruined our ten year anniversary dinner."
"If I'm busy and see an interesting article, I open it in a new tab, read the first paragraph, and later, when I have time, close the tab"
"Pizza is like sex... If three people are involved, someone's not gonna get as much as they want"
"Life is like a box of chocolates, The good ones are always gone before I get there!"
"I bought a new Japanese car. I turned on the radio... I don't understand a word they're saying."