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Joke of the Day

"So I heard Donald Trump is running for president again. You guys know that if he wins, we'll all be f****d, right? That's right. Fired. ;)"

"Q: What is long, black and stinks? A: The unemployment line"

"the doctors gnash their teeth and howl through the night, but they dare not breach the lines of my apple orchard"

"When your partner cheats on you, do what every respectable person does. Post their name and phone number on 4Chan."

"Why does a bride smile when she walks up the aisle? She knows she's given her last blow job."

"Life is like a box of chocolates.... It doesn't last too long for fat people."

"I'd like to return this pack of gum. They taste awful. ""Sir, those are Band-Aids."" Oh, I'd like to return these Band-Aids. Someone ate some."

"What do you call a Mexican that acts like a white person? A wiener"

"What do you call a group of people who hate Mexicans? Que Que Que"

"Why does ISIS only drink drip coffee? Because they hate French Press!"