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Joke of the Day
"What's the program jedi use to read pdf files? Adobe wan kenobi"
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"You going to eat those sausages? - What? The encased meats. Do you want them? - Those are my fingers. Oh, no thanks, I'm not there yet."
"Anyone hear what Russia is eating for Christmas? Turkey... Too soon?"
"What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Hitler."
"So if Humpty Dumpty is an egg, what species is the thing inside him? Another egg? ""No I mean do you have any questions about the job?"""
"How do you say Philippines in Ebonics? Colombia"
"I like my women the way I like my wine... 9 years old and locked in my cellar."
"I stepped on a corn flake Now I'm a cereal killer."
"This hating of people who breast feed in public places has to stop! I'll raise my dog however I like."
"In a philosophy class... Professor: Sometimes an idiot's question is too hard for even 10 geniuses to answer. One student pipes up: No wonder I fail my tests."