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Joke of the Day
"What's the program jedi use to read pdf files? Adobe wan kenobi"
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"My girlfriend is like the temperature of a molecule. Doesn't exist by definition."
"The Queen Elizabeth doesn't have one. The Pope has one, yet he does not use it. Arnold Schwarzenegger's is big, and Brad Pitt's is small. What am I talking about? A last name, you pervs."
"I like my women like I like my cars Fast, loud, used off craigslist."
"According to this box of spaghetti I am an Italian family of 8"
"Why did the gay pride movement use the rainbow as a symbol? Have you ever seen a straight rainbow?"
"What does a polite Southerner call a golden shower? Cuntrytime Lemonade"
"*flexing arms* I'd like you to meet my two good friends, Sledge and- ""Hammer?"" Holy shit that's way cooler.. I was gonna say Sledge 2"
"How many nuts does it take to screw in a light bulb? A Brazilian"
"But I love food, why would it want to poison me? :("