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Joke of the Day
"I keep making Freudian sex, I mean, slips."
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"""Fiona, You up?"" -Shrext."
"What's the difference between a Jewish mother and a pit bull? The pit bull will eventually let go."
"What's the difference between a married guy and a single guy? Wait, let me ask and make sure it's ok to tell the joke."
"Don't use the Internet ...when you have low self confidence. JUST KIDDING, THAT IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULD USE IT!"
"""It's gonna taste really good."" - excerpt from the guide What To Expect When You're Expecting Pizza"
"What is the difference between a Snowman and a Snowwoman? Snowballs"
"Different cultures like eating animals that we consider pets... For example, did you know that in Japan, they eat fish?"
"To those that say I'm Cancer I'm not Cancer, I'm Aquarius!"
"What do you call a Pokemon that likes coins? A Pika-Jew"